FIRST NAME: MOE
AS TOLD BY MULUC
“Why not Moe?” Muluc wonders. He wants to be already over, a quick
flick, a check mark, a nod instead of a pause, then every new teacher’s
attempt at his name. Mispronounced “Moo Lick.” Repronounced “Moo Luck.”
Each year, the class learns again, how a cow digests its food by regurgitation.
Each year, the young poets catcall, “Cow Face. Moo Boy. Cud Cud.”
Once, at the east gate of the playground, they forced him to kneel
and drink from a muddy puddle. “Moo Lick. Moo Lick, “ they chant.
How he longs for a nickname, like “Red.” One can make one’s own
fate in a name’s image. Red: a football hero hoisted on shoulders,
blood pounds in his ears as they cheer, “!Hu’ uyub!” 53 times. Caught out,
Muluc trembles as he offers his palm to the ruler, Miss Dearheart.